If programming languages were religions...

Evo jednog super teksta Smiling) Uzivajte!

C would be Judaism - it's old and restrictive, but most of the world is familiar with its laws and respects them. The catch is, you can't convert into it - you're either into it from the start, or you will think that it's insanity. Also, when things go wrong, many people are willing to blame the problems of the world on it.

Java would be Fundamentalist Christianity - it's theoretically based on C, but it voids so many of the old laws that it doesn't feel like the original at all. Instead, it adds its own set of rigid rules, which its followers believe to be far superior to the original. Not only are they certain that it's the best language in the world, but they're willing to burn those who disagree at the stake.

PHP would be Cafeteria Christianity - Fights with Java for the web market. It draws a few concepts from C and Java, but only those that it really likes. Maybe it's not as coherent as other languages, but at least it leaves you with much more freedom and ostensibly keeps the core idea of the whole thing. Also, the whole concept of "goto hell" was abandoned.

C++ would be Islam - It takes C and not only keeps all its laws, but adds a very complex new set of laws on top of it. It's so versatile that it can be used to be the foundation of anything, from great atrocities to beautiful works of art. Its followers are convinced that it is the ultimate universal language, and may be angered by those who disagree. Also, if you insult it or its founder, you'll probably be threatened with death by more radical followers.

C# would be Mormonism - At first glance, it's the same as Java, but at a closer look you realize that it's controlled by a single corporation (which many Java followers believe to be evil), and that many theological concepts are quite different. You suspect that it'd probably be nice, if only all the followers of Java wouldn't discriminate so much against you for following it.

Lisp would be Zen Buddhism - There is no syntax, there is no centralization of dogma, there are no deities to worship. The entire universe is there at your reach - if only you are enlightened enough to grasp it. Some say that it's not a language at all; others say that it's the only language that makes sense.

Haskell would be Taoism - It is so different from other languages that many people don't understand how can anyone use it to produce anything useful. Its followers believe that it's the true path to wisdom, but that wisdom is beyond the grasp of most mortals.

Erlang would be Hinduism - It's another strange language that doesn't look like it could be used for anything, but unlike most other modern languages, it's built around the concept of multiple simultaneous deities.

Perl would be Voodoo - An incomprehensible series of arcane incantations that involve the blood of goats and permanently corrupt your soul. Often used when your boss requires you to do an urgent task at 21:00 on friday night.

Lua would be Wicca - A pantheistic language that can easily be adapted for different cultures and locations. Its code is very liberal, and allows for the use of techniques that might be described as magical by those used to more traditional languages. It has a strong connection to the moon.

Ruby would be Neo-Paganism - A mixture of different languages and ideas that was beaten together into something that might be identified as a language. Its adherents are growing fast, and although most people look at them suspiciously, they are mostly well-meaning people with no intention of harming anyone.

Python would be Humanism: It's simple, unrestrictive, and all you need to follow it is common sense. Many of the followers claim to feel relieved from all the burden imposed by other languages, and that they have rediscovered the joy of programming. There are some who say that it is a form of pseudo-code.

COBOL would be Ancient Paganism - There was once a time when it ruled over a vast region and was important, but nowadays it's almost dead, for the good of us all. Although many were scarred by the rituals demanded by its deities, there are some who insist on keeping it alive even today.

APL would be Scientology - There are many people who claim to follow it, but you've always suspected that it's a huge and elaborate prank that got out of control.

LOLCODE would be Pastafarianism - An esoteric, Internet-born belief that nobody really takes seriously, despite all the efforts to develop and spread it.

Visual Basic would be Satanism - Except that you don't REALLY need to sell your soul to be a Satanist...

Thanks to jfs and other people on #aegisub for the suggestions. Keep in mind, this list is a joke, and is not meant to offend anyone. Also, if you're a Muslim, please don't kill me. Eye

source: http://www.aegisub.net/2008/12/if-programming-languages-were-religions.html


Predavanje prof. Milica Stojica

Drugari,

U subotu 29. novembra 2008. sa pocetkom u 11h u nasoj prostoriji (532) ugosticemo profesora Stojica. On ce odrzati dva predavanja o nekim detaljima iz naucnog rada Nikole Tesle i Milutina Milankovica.

Potrudite se da dodjete Eye

Pozdrav!


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Check this out

The Elements of Computing Systems: Building a Modern Computer from First Principles

http://www1.idc.ac.il/tecs/


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NIKOLA TESLA - sacuvati i podeliti pamcenje sa drugima

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Dragi GNUovci,

u utorak 21. oktobra imamo cast da na nasem fakultetu ugostimo ekipu iz muzeja Nikole Tesle u Beogradu.
Oni ce u A2 od 11 sati odrzati jedan kratak seminar.

PROGRAM

I DEO – NEPOZNATI TESLA
1. Teslina autobiografija “Moji izumi” kao plod saradnje Nikole Tesle i Huga Gernsbeka, glavnog urednika casopisa “Elektrikal eksperimenter” – Vladimir Jelenkovic, direktor Muzeja Nikole Tesle
2. Teslina fontana – Bratislav Stojiljkovic, kustos Muzeja Nikole Tesle
3. Tesline diplome – Milica Kesler, arhivista Muzeja Nikole Tesle

II DEO – PUT U DIGITALNI SVET
1. Korak po korak – Mladen Vujovic, pomocnik direktora Muzeja Nikole Tesle
2. Ka konacnom cilju – Ivana Zoric, kustos Muzeja Nikole Tesle

PRATECI SADRZAJI SEMINARA:
• CLUSTER – digitalni video rad inspirisan Nikolom Teslom
• Snimak koncerta posvecenog Nikoli Tesli americke tereministkinje Dorit Krajsler
• Iz ciklusa TESLA & ART – Film poznatog multimedijalnog umetnika Brace Dimitrijevi?a posve?en Nikoli Tesli

U attachmentu imate nesto detaljniji sadrzaj pojedinih predavanja.

Vidimo se tamo!


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LooLoo 0.2

Postovani,

Mala, ali odabrana grupa ljudi iz GNU kluba pojacana dizajn guruom iz bratskog nam kluba "3DArheologija" je poslednjih par meseci razvijala aplikaciju zasnovanu na novoj Google Android platformi kako bi ucestvovala na Android Developers Challenge takmicenju.
Posle gomile popijenih i pojedenih resursa hrane i pica, polomljenih plasticnih i staklenih flasa, izlizanih desktop i laptop tastatura, predstavljam vam LooLoo 0.2, favorita iz senke Smiling

U attachment-u vam saljem finalnu brosuru koju smo poslali pored aplikacije na takmicenje, cisto kako bi videli osnovnu ideju i koncept.

Teaser:

LooLoo represents modern, location-based service designed to support and utilize all of the advantages and cool new features of Google Android platform. It has strong integration with Google maps and delivers a fantastic mobile experience.

All that you have to do is to create an account by choosing your personal preferences and then you can enter the fabulous world of LooLoo. Locate people with same passions, hobbies, same fears and dreams, same favorite TV shows or ice cream flavors. Exchange information, meet your soul-mate, fall in love. Find restaurants with your favorite meal or night clubs that suit your music taste, find which monuments and sites are must-see locations. Write reviews of places, rank them, promote your favorite ones. It is all here and on the palm of your hand, whole new chapter in the world of mobile applications. LooLoo is designed to be all that and much more...


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Elef @ www

KO?
Ti, ako se osecas odabranim, umes da osluskijes, svestran si, imas sta
da kazes, volis da istrazujes, zapazas stvari koje drugi ne primecuju

ZASTO?
Da bi isprobao svoj talenat za pisanje, dizajn ili fotografiju, vezbao
komunikacione sposobnosti, posetio interesantan seminar u
inostranstvu, upoznao nove ljude, ostvario poslovne kontakte

KADA I GDE?
Sala1 Elektronskog fakulteta (pored restorana) 03.03.2008.
(ponedeljak) u 14h

STA?
Ekipa Elefa te poziva da se ukljucis u veliki projekat kreiranja web
magazina koji nepristrasno, na savremen i kreativan nacin treba da
informise, edukuje, otkriva nove mogucnosti, pomera granice, upucuje
na prave vrednosti

AGENDA:
14:00 Jelena Petrovic (nova urednica Elefa) - Buducnost Elefa;
transformacija na webu; zasto se prikljuciti Elefu

14:15 dipl. novinar Jelena Novicevic -kako napisati dobar tekst,
odabrati pravi naslov; kako se istrazuje i dolazi do informacija;
kako postaviti nezgodna pitanja prilikom intervjua

14:40 Vreme za dodatna pitanja


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Eko workshop - Zavrsna manifestacija

Studenti Mašinskog fakulteta u Nišu,

u saradnji sa Institutom za medjunarodno obrazovanje i kompanijom Filip Moris imaju zadovoljstvo da Vas pozovu na Prezentaciju rezultata studentskog projekta o reciklaži i obnovljivim izvorima energije.

Završna manifestacija povodom uspešnog završetka projekta Eco workshop (11.- 19. avgust 2007.), koji je prošlogodišnji dobitnik granta u okviru PECD programa (Partnership for Education and Community development, Student Project Grants) koji je finansijski podržan od strane DIN „Fabrike duvana" a.d. Niš u sastavu Philip Morris International održa?e se u petak, 29.02.2008. godine sa pocetkom u 13.00h, na 6. spratu, u Velikoj sali Mašinskog fakulteta u Nišu, Nakon toga Vas pozivamo da nam se pridružite na koktelu

Nenad Obradovic,
Vodja projekta
Eko workshop


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Google Summer Of Code 08 is on!

Want to write open source code?
Want to make money?
Want to do both?

In 2007 alone, Google Summer of CodeTM brought together 900 students and nearly 1500 mentors across 90 countries to contribute to over 130 different open source software projects. We’re looking for mentors and students to join us in making 2008 the best Summer of Code yet! We’ll be offering successful student contributors a 4500 USD stipend, enabling them to focus on their coding projects for three months.

The Google Summer of Code program is designed to encourage student participation in open source development. Kicking off in 2005, the program has several goals:

  • Inspire young developers to begin participating in open source development
  • Provide students in Computer Science and related fields the opportunity to do work related to their academic pursuits during the summer
  • Give students more exposure to real-world software development scenarios (e.g., distributed development, software licensing questions, mailing-list etiquette, etc.)
  • Get more open source code created and released for the benefit of all
  • Help open source projects identify and bring in new developers and committers

Google will accept applications from open source projects from 3 – 12 March 2008. Student applications will be accepted from 24 – 31 March.

Full details on requirements for participating, including how to apply and more on the all-important t-shirt at

http://code.google.com/soc/

Ako nekog interesuje, a trebalo bi da vas interesuje, slobodno pitajte sve sto vas zanima :)


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Predavanje profesora Bernd Stainbach-a

Postovani GNU-ovci,

Ovog cetvrtka (14.2.2008.) cete imati mogucnost da cujete dva jako zanimljiva predavanja profesora Bernd Steinbach-a koji dolazi sa Tehnickog Univerziteta u Frajburgu.

Satnica je sledeca:

11:00 - 12:00 Modeling instead of coding - System developing in the future

12:00 - 13:00 Boolean equations and Boolean differential equations - Modeling and solving of finite discrete problems

Predavanja ce biti odrzana u ucionici 532.

Vidimo se tamo!


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ANDROID

Postovani clanovi,

Posto se ove subote nije skupio veliki broj ljudi na sastanku (bili smo samo Milan, Sale i ja Smiling) gledacu da vam u kratkim crtama opisem moju viziju cele stvari, pa se vi slobodno pridruzite komentarima i sugestijama.

O samom Android konceptu necu da filozofiram posto imate finu pricicu na webu koju mozete da upotpunite sledecim video materijalima:

Android - Uvod
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FJHYqE0RDg&feature=user

Android - Struktura
part I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBGfUs9mQYY&feature=user

part II
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fL6gSd4ugSI&feature=user

part III
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPukbH6D-lY&feature=related

Skypop
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyxWnIalDcY&feature=user

Parodija na Skypop
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjnlvXGXCKA&feature=related

Contacts aplikacija
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6ObTqIiYfE

Posle procitanog teksta i odgledanih par klipova imacete osnovno znanje o Android konceptu i njegovim mogucnostima.
Sada malo ozbiljnije.

Ja celu stvar vidim na sledeci nacin:
STRUKTURA TIMA
+ do 10 clanova
+ dve grupe: dizajn i programiranje
+ nacin donosenja odluka: svi zajedno - bez vodje tima
+ ja cu pored progamerskih da imam i organizacione zadatke i gledati da postujemo razvojnu strategiju

NACIN KOMUNIKACIJE
+ google grupa
+ 2-3 operativna sastanka nedeljno

ROADMAP
+ formiranje tima - do Nove Godine
+ upoznavanje sa Android SDK - do 10.1.2008.
+ odabir aplikacije i planiranje - do 15.1.2008.
+ programiranje i implementacija - do 20.02.2008.
+ testiranje i dokumentacija - do 28.02.2008.
+ apliciranje 01.03.2008.

FINANSIJSKA KOMPONENTA
+ ako nas izaberu dobijamo 25k$ koje cemo raspodeliti prema dogovoru izmedju clanova razvojnog tima

MOGUCI TIPOVI APLIKACIJA
+ Social networking
+ Media consumption, management, editing, or sharing, e.g., photos
+ Productivity and collaboration such as email, IM, calendar, etc.
+ Gaming
+ News and information
+ Rethinking of traditional user interfaces
+ Use of mash-up functionality
+ Use of location-based services
+ Humanitarian benefits
+ Applications in service of global economic development
+ Whatever you're excited about!

ZASTO?
+ zabavno i izazovno
+ rad na pravom projektu
+ novac Smiling
+ google je odlicna referenca
+ iskustvo
+ ozivljavanje kluba

To bi bilo to. Krajnji rok za apliciranje je 03.03.2008. Mi ne moramo da imamo gotovu aplikaciju, vec samo implementiranu osnovnu ideju koja ce posedovati par najbitnijih funkcionalnosti. Razmislite dobro o svemu, posto ako ulazimo u celu pricu, ulazimo maksimalno posveceni da celu stvar izguramo do kraja. Najgore sto moze da nam se desi je da stanemo na pola. Svako ko zeli da posveti dobar deo svog slobodnog vremena u januaru i februaru i vise je nego dobrodosao.
Ova tema je rezervisana za komentare vezane za sam projekat.

Za prijavu ucesca na projektu koristite temu ispod ove tako sto cete da u komentar stavite svoje ime i prezime.

Happy Hacking!


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Prijava za ucesce na Android projektu

Ovde se prijavite ko zeli da ucestvuje upisivanjem svog imena i prezimena.

Poz


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CIIT Koktel

CIIT laboratorija sutra organizuje koktel i svi clanovi GNU kluba su pozvani.

Znaci sreda, 26.12.2007. sa pocetkom u 13h u prostoriji broj 3 na medjuspratu M1.

Vidimo se tamo!!!


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Android Project

Postovani clanovi,

Svi ste vise ili manje culi nesto o Google Android konceptu. U poslednjih par meseci nas klub radi sa 10% energije sto zbog gomile obaveza, sto zbog objektivnih faktora. Vreme je da se trgnemo iz zimskog sna i preuzmemo inicijativu.
Formiracemo tim od grupe zainteresovanih ljudi koja ce biti spremna da se posveti projektu od januara do marta 2008. godine. Cilj je jasan, potrebno je da osmislimo i isprogramiramo aplikaciju pomocu Android SDK-a i sa njom konkurisemo na Google konkursu. Prvih 50 resenja dobijaju po 25000$, a ubedjen sam da imamo kadar da se spartanski borimo do poslednjeg clana Smiling

Zbog gore navedenog, pozivam sve koji zele da se prikljuce i prihvate izazov da dodju na sastanak koji ce se odrzati ove subote 22.12.2007. u 19h kako bismo se dogovorili oko razvojne strategije i tipa aplikacije.

Android SDK je nova stvar i niko nema veliko predznanje, tako da se ne bojite.

Vidimo se.


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Kubuntu Tutorials Day

Pozdrav svima,

Ovog cetvrtka 14.12.2007. se na netu odrzava zanimljiva manifestacija zvana Kubuntu Tutorials Day. Bice odrzana na irc kanalu #kubuntu-devel channel. Glavna tema je kako napraviti aplikaciju koja ce naci svoje mesto u Kubuntu arhivama. Dakle, krece se od osnovnih stvari, tipa kako da napravite aplikaciju sa grafickim interfejsom za 1h uz pomoc PyKDE4 alata, preko debagiranja, koriscenja SVN-a, pakovanja aplikacije u .deb arhivu i na kraju neizbeznog Q&A dela.
Sve pocinje u 16h po nasem vremenu. Teme su ogranicene na 1h, dok Q&A deo moze da traje u nedogled.

Ovo je sve koncipirano za apsolutne pocetnike i jedna je u nizu akcija koja treba na sto bolji nacin da pokaze mogucnosti KDE4 okruzenja.

zvanicni link

Topla preporuka

Poz


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1 Dec

Dragi svi,

veceras nema okupljanja ali zato ne zaboravite na BEST zurku u FACE kafeu ...

Puno pozdrava


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The Google Highly Open Participation Contest

Djole i ostali srednjoskolci - evo sjajne prilike za vas!!

"Following on from the success of the Google Summer of Code program, Google is pleased to announce this new effort to get young people involved in open source development. We've teamed up with the open source projects listed here to give student contestants the opportunity to learn more about and contribute to all aspects of open source software development, from writing code and documentation to preparing training materials and conducting user experience research.

If you're a student age 13 or older who has not yet begun university studies, we'd love to see you help out these projects. In return, you'll learn more about all aspects of developing software - not just programming - and you'll be eligible to win cash prizes and the all important t-shirt! You will, of course, need your parent or guardian's permission to participate where applicable."

http://code.google.com/opensource/ghop/2007-8/

Znaci, pogledate prezentacije mentorskih organizacija (link participate), nadjete nesto sto vam se svidja, razmislite o problemu par dana, malo citate na tu temu, odete na IRC kanal te organizacije ili se uclanite na njihovu mailing listu i porazgovarate o projektu. Ljudi ce sigurno biti spremni da porazgovaraju sa vama i da vam izadju u susret i budite bez brige jer oni znaju da ste srednjoskolci i nece imati nerealna ocekivanja ...

Ako vas bilo sta muci ili imate nedoumice slobodno se javite ovde, ima nas nekoliko sa iskustvom u radu u free software zajednicama Smiling

Puno pozdrava


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System.hack() u Srbiji

Tokom naredne nedelje u Srbiji ?e gostovati izložba hakerske kulture organizovana u saradnji Multimedijalnog instututa iz Zagreba, Kuda.org iz Novog Sada, Rexa iz Beograda, Kiberpipe iz Ljubljane i Kontrapunkta iz Skopja. Izložba System.hack() bavi se istorijom, te širim društvenim i umetni?kim zna?ajem domišljatosti kojima su otvarani zatvoreni tehnološki sistemi - oru?a društvene kontrole.

Bi?e izloženo više hakova (hak je momenat izvrsnosti u programiranju): Orson Wells - Rat svetova, Heath Bunting - Superweed kit, John Draper - Captain Crunch zviždaljka, Richard Stallman - GNU opšta javna licenca, Michael Steil - Linux na Xboxu i probijanje digitalne zaštite CD-a od strane nepoznatnog hakera. Svi posetioci izložbe dobi?e katalog sa tekstovima koje su o izloženim hekovima napisali Jonah Brucker-Cohen, Benjamin Mako Hill, Marcell Mars, Tomislav Medak, Ognjen Strpi? i McKenzie Wark.

U Novom Sadu je izložbu mogu?e videti 21. i 22. novembra od 16 do 21h u sobi hotela Mediteraneo (Ilije Ognjanovi?a 10), a u Beogradu 23. i 24. novembra od 17 do 20h u sobi hotela Kasina (Terazije 25). Kroz izložbu ?e vas voditi kustosi Tomislav Medak i Marcell Mars.

Povodom obe izložbe bi?e održan i razgovor “Hakerska kultura - mogu?a istorija alternativnih budu?nosti tehnologija” na kojem ?e u?esnici pokušati da odgovore na pitanje šta je hakovanje kao tehnološka i društvena praksa. U razgovoru ?e u?estvovati Patrice Riemens (socijalni geograf, zagovornik slobodnog softvera i ?lan holandske hakerske grupe Hippies from Hell), Benjamin Mako Hill (programer, borac za slobodni softver i slobodnu kulturu, ?lan upravnog odbora Free Software Foundation i u?esnik projekta One Laptop per Child), Marcell Mars (haker i lejmer) i Tomislav Medak (filozof, medijolog i borac za slobodni softver i slobodnu kulturu).

Razgovor ?e u Novom Sadu biti održan u omladinskom centru CK13 (Vojvode Bojovi?a 13) 20. novembra u 20h, a u Beogradu u kulturnom centru Rex (Jevrejska 16) 23. novembra u 20h.


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17. nov

nema okupljanja sutra, vidimo se naredne nedelje

poz,


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Cosmos - Episode II: One Voice in the Cosmic Fugue

Postovani GNU-ovci,

Ove subote (10. nov) cete u okviru projekcija opste populistickih predavanja imati priliku da pogledate drugu epizodu visestruko nagradjivanog serijskog ciklusa "Cosmos" Carl Sagan-a. Za vise informacija o seriji, posetite link na IMDB-u.

Projekcija pocinje u 19h u ucionici 532.


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Dva mini projekta - potrebna pomoc

Zdravo drugari,

Profesor Stankovic nas je zamolio da se angazujemo oko dva mini projekta pa vam prosledjujem poziv. Projekti nisu super-zanimljivi hakeraj ali pretpostavljam da bi nekome mogli da budu interesantni.

Prvi projekat je izrada CD publikacije koja predstavlja follow-up sahovskog turnira koji je bio organizovan pre nekoliko nedelja na fakultetu. Publikacija ce biti zvanicno izdanje fakulteta i bice katalogizovana u narodnoj biblioteci (ISBN i te fore Smiling ). Posao nije obiman jer template za publikaciju vec imamo (jednu smo vec izdali pre par meseci) tako da bi se posao sastojao u obradi materijala (koje cemo dobiti u digitalnom obliku, znaci eventualno konverzija i peglanje dolaze u obzir) i pakovanju svega toga u template koji vec postoji (ja pravio tako da mogu da pomognem oko svih nejasnoca). Bice i malo petljanja u photoshop-u jer je omot u PSD-u.

Drugi projekat je follow-up website za WWDA07 (http://wwda07.elfak.ni.ac.yu/). Imamo slike i video materijale koje treba srediti i publikovati na web. Publikovanje slika ce ici preko drupal sajta i tu najpre treba dodati module za slike i galerije u drupal a zatim i uplodaovati slike na neki smislen nacin. Sto se video materijala tice, treba uraditi capturing sa kamere, konverziju u zeljeni format i publikovanje na web. Website koji bi trebalo da posluzi u te svrhe smo Milan, hepek, 5ko i ja pravili pre par meseci, radjen je u Django framework-u, prilicno je zabavan ali mu treba malo poliranja tako da je i to posao koji treba uraditi.

Ako ima zainteresovanih, molim Vas svratite sutra u 532 u 11h, Profesor je rekao da ce biti tamo i pozvao nas je da se sastanemo i porazgovaramo o detaljima. Ono sto ja mogu da vam kazem je da cete imati moju pomoc oko celog posla tako da nije neophodno da imate prethodna iskustva u oblasti (ovo ne vazi za poliranje django sajta, tu nam treba neko ko ima osnovno poznavanje web tehnologija).

Puno pozdrava,
Darko


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